Hey Mel honey.... just caught up on all the goss today -gosh I miss alot by going to work and not having BB access - d@mn net nanny.
Anyhoo - I think everyone has been saying it so I will summarise before I eat my dinner!
SLAP your friend - how rude and annoying and seeing as you've known her since you were 4 she will understand perfectly when you tell her to F$#@ Off
Set up that hammock honey!
Yay for the bath!
Go back and have that acupuncture and massage.
DTD woman!!!!!!!!! I don't care how uncomfortable you are! That man love has some STRONG potent prostagladins that will help ripen your cervix my love! Do some nipple stimulation while you are at it!
and finally just remember that the best gift you can give your bubby is letting her choose her own birthday! I chose the 30th next week - maybe she wants to be cool like me!
Honestly though, I'm feeling for you and wish I was closer too so we could go out and do some last minute shopping, coffee and gossip.

Sending you loads of **contraction vibes**